Sunday, May 25, 2025

Doom Report (Week 18: What? More Snippets???)


This week marked yet another insane Oval Office meeting with a foreign head of state.  This time the strategy seemed to be to overwhelm the President of South Africa with conspiracy theories of “white genocide.”  Of course, all these theories have been thoroughly (thoroughly) debunked, but reality has never stopped President Musk’s sidekick Trumpy from telling a good story.  And no doubt President Musk himself is the driving force here.  This motherfucker: nearly 50 years of apartheid, and he’s decided white people are the ones getting oppressed.  As for Trump, I think Ronny Chieng summed it up best on The Daily Show this week: “It’s like someone told him, hey, it’s not just a genocide, it’s a white genocide.  You know: the bad kind.”  But the person who really had Trump’s number this week was Heather Lofthouse; on this week’s Coffee Klatch, she says:

I mean, watching Trump bring these foreign dignitaries in to be so horrific to them—I mean more to some than others, right?  We had Zelenskyy; we had the president of South Africa Cyril Ramaphosa.  It’s not lost on me that one is Jewish and one is black.  And Donald Trump goes after them.

Let’s see ... who hates Jews and black people?  Nope; can’t think of anyone like that.


Top things to watch this week:

  • I’m really starting to love Ezra Klein.  Too often progressives decide he’s a “closet Republican” when he points out that we’ve overregulated ourselves.  But I’m convinced those people aren’t actually listening to what he’s saying.  This week Hasan Minhaj interviews Klein and, as usual, it’s a banger.
  • Medhi Hasan interviews Molly Jong-Fast (daughter of seminal author and feminist icon Erica Jong) where they discuss just how stupid Trump is (it’s entitled “Thank God Trump is a MORON,” if that gives you a clue just how entertaining it gets).
And the continuing proof that Trump—and most of the people around him—are utterly incompetent is about all the hope I can offer this week.  Maybe it would make you feel better to know just how bad Trump’s lawyers are; my father might say they couldn’t find their asses with both hands, a map, and an ass-finding machine.  Well, Liz Dye from Legal Eagle has got you covered.  Enjoy.









Sunday, May 18, 2025

Doom Report (Week 17: Even More Snippets)


Of course, the major news this week was Trump saying he would accept a $400 million plane from Qatar.  The commentary community can’t decide whether this is a dumb idea because it’s such an obvious bribe (especially given that the “palace in the sky” doesn’t remain government property after Trump leaves office), or because the plane could contain surveillance equipment to funnel national secrets directly from Air Force One to a Middle Eastern monarchy.  But I say: ¿por que no los dos?  Trump says he would be a “stupid person” to say no to a free plane, but then again he also said “I don’t know” when asked if he was responsible for upholding the Constitution.  One might note that he specifically swore to do that during his Oath of Office, but I’m sure that Trump would point out that he never actually touched the Bible during his swearing-in ceremony, which is the Presidential equivalent of crossing your fingers behind your back.  So I think we’re all good here.

There’s also been talk of President Musk stepping away from his important job of single-handedly tanking the unemployment figures by personally putting over a quarter of a million federal employees out of a job, presumably to spend more time with his plummeting stock prices.  If it’s true, then it would certainly wound my dogged meme of President Musk and his sidekick Trumpy.  But I would note two things.  First, much like the “ceasefire” in Gaza, it was announced, but it never actually happened.  And, second, even if it does happen, does it really mean anything?  Some might take it as a sign that Trump is retaking control.  But I would look at it like this: being the billionaire President because you bought the election is kinda like being a grandparent.  You get the joy of playing with the little ones, and whenever they get to be too much to handle, you just call your children and make them take the little brats back.  Doesn’t mean you’re not still sneaking them twenties whenever no one’s looking.  So I’ll take this news of Presiden Musk stepping down with several wheelbarrows of salt, thank you.



Things to check out this week:  Don’t miss Zeteo’s interview with Ras Baraka, the Newark mayor arrested by the regime this week.  Baraka is backed by the Working Families Party and other progressive orgs in a bid for governor; I wonder if Trump’s targeting of him will help him win, as it did for the Liberals in Canada and the Labor Party in Australia.  For the legal perspective on the Mayor’s arrest, Liz Dye over at Legal Eagle has got you covered.

Other good shows this week include Stephen Colbert’s examination of the Qatari plane scandal: both the initial report, where he pointed out that Trump’s claim that being up-front about taking the bribe made it okay was like saying that stabbing someone is okay as long as you do it “in broad daylight while saying the words stabbity stab stab stab,” and the follow up where he responds to Trump’s whine that all the other planes were bigger than his by noting that “Trump definitely does not have a little plane: it’s definitely at least an average American male plane.”  Also don’t miss SNL’s final Trump impression before they take off for the summer; as James Austin Johnson (speaking as Trump) says, “see you in the fall, if we still have a country.”  Fingers crossed.

Good news being few and far between these days, I’ll give you a bit that’s only slightly outdated.  Remember when I talked about Allison Riggs, way back in Week -1?  She’s the North Carolina supreme court justice who won a narrow victory over her Republican opponent and maintained the exact same narrow margin in not one but two recounts, only to have her opponent, one Jefferson Griffin, demand that the board of elections throw out 60 thousand votes—but only in Democratic-leaning counties!—due to supposed irregularities.  Well, 13 days ago a Trump-appointed federal judge threw out Griffin’s case on the grounds that he could not “change the rules of the game after it had been played” (which, duh).  Two days later, Griffin finally conceded.  As I noted, Brian Tyler Cohen was always leading the charge on this reporting, and he covered the news by interviewing both Riggs herself after the victory and legal expert Mark Elias after the cocession.  The fellows over at Election Profit Makers, being NC residents, also weighed in on the victory (jump to about 5:00 in), where they point out exactly what BTC has been warning about lo these many months: “obviously, if it worked, then we would see it all the time, everywhere.”  Mildly chilling thought, but the crisis has been averted.  After Griffin’s concession, the EPM fellows noted (following week, about 12:15 in) that Griffin’s “name is mud, and he should just be ostracized from society.”  I certainly hope that ends up being the case: it would be sad if there were no consequences for dragging out an election for six months and trying to disenfranchise tens of thousands of voters, many of them serving in the military.  But for now I’ll just be happy that Riggs won, and she was finally sworn back in to her seat.

Sometimes the small victories are all the sweeter.









Sunday, May 11, 2025

Doom Report (Week 16: Give Process Where Process Is Due)


Way back in Week -4, I said this in regards to the Trump regime’s plans to deport more people than there are illegal aliens in America:

Will some of those rounded up end up being Americans who actually voted for Trump, possibly screaming “wait, wait: I didn’t think you meant me!” the whole time?  Maybe.

(And then I referenced the classic “I never thought leopards would eat my face,” sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party meme.)  Well, in this week’s Friday edition of Even More News, Katy and the gang talk about the Argentinian family who voted for Trump and now their son is detained by ICE.  If you’re not familiar with the story, it’s pretty horrific.  The son came to the country as a toddler, holds a green card, has two children who are American citizens, and also was charged with a misdemeanor in 2020, for which he served 3 years’ probation and the case was closed.  The parents discussed it like this:

The couple is now reeling from what they call a betrayal.  They say they supported Trump under the belief that his policies would target undocumented border crossers and violent criminals—not legal immigrants who made a single mistake.

“We feel tricked,” said Verdi.  “If we had known this would be the reality, we never would’ve voted for him.”

So now I get to say “I told you so.”

Except ...

Except I don’t want to.  I know a lot of people get some pleasure out of that—my father is certainly one of them—but it’s never really made me feel better.  Basically, whenever there’s the opportunity to say “I told you so,” it means that your prediction about something horrible that no one would listen to actually came to pass.  And that, in turn, means something horrible has happened.  I guess some people find that basking in having been right all along reduces how shitty you feel about the terrible thing, at least somewhat.  And, hey: if you’re one of those people, I’m not here to make you feel bad about it.  It’s a human instinct that we all have.  And I have it too, which is why I brought it up.  I’ve just found, for me personally, that my instincts in this case are faulty.  Because it doesn’t make me feel better.  Because, regardless of whether I was right all along or not, there’s still something horrible going on here.  This guy may end up having to leave his parents and his children behind, to get sent back to a country that he has no memory of.  And some people seem to be having fun telling his parents what terrible people they are and what idiots they were—many of them right there in the comments of that article I linked, in fact—but that wouldn’t make me feel better.  Yes, it’s quite frustrating to see brown people voting for a white supremacist, believing him when he says he’s going after the other brown people and certainly not you ... but, look: Trump is a scam artist.  I’ve talked before about how we shouldn’t be blaming the victims of the con man.  Let’s keep the blame squarely on the grifter.

And, it might be a bit of a tangent, but can I just ask, what the fuck is the point of all this immigration policy anyway?  Democrats keep saying they don’t want to look “weak on the border.”  Well, why the fuck not?  A couple of weeks back journalist Kara Swisher appeared on Mayim Bialik’s Breakdown.  Now, I don’t often recommend that show in this series, partially because it’s focussed on mental health more than politics, and partially because, while I agree with Mayim on many things, we diverge on the legitimacy of Israel’s actions in Palestine.*  But politics and mental health are kind of colliding lately, and Mayim did this interview with Swisher, who I quite like, and I couldn’t help but be struck by this discussion:

I think we didn’t listen to people who live in our border states enough to—in terms of the difficulties they were facing, as much as I thought it was cruel for Southern mayors to send immigr—er, migrants up North, it does make you, like you have to, we have to figure this out as a country, to understand—I thought it was a cruel way to do it, but I understood—I have a lot of friends living in those border states—a really difficult situation.  And it’s not because immigrants are more prone to crime: they’re not; it’s not because we don’t have jobs: we do, like that need to be done; it’s that we have to, like, figure out a way to be ...

Now, most of the time when you see a quote from someone and it includes ellipses, it indicates that the quoter (that’s me in this case) cut something out of the quote.  But not this time: as you might guess from all the hemming and hawing, she just trails off and then changes the subject.  Because how else was she going to end that sentence?  Once you’ve already pointed out that the complaints of people in border states regarding crime and job loss are just straw men, you really have nothing else to talk about but racism, and I suspect Swisher just didn’t want to call out her friends.

So immigrants don’t commit more crimes than American citizens—because, you know, they don’t want to get deported—and they only “take” the jobs that citizens don’t want to do anyway.  Every time some Southern state cracks down on immigration, we see stories about construction jobs not being able to be finished and fruit rotting on the vine.  Immigrants come here, pay taxes but never get any of the services that those taxes pay for, subsidize your Social Security because they certainly can’t collect any; they don’t vote (because, again: they don’t want to get deported) so they change absolutely nothing about who gets elected, they open small businesses and contribute to the economy ...  I keep on hearing people on television say “yes, obviously immigration is a problem and we need to solve it” but I never hear them say why it’s a problem.  We’re just all supposed to know, I guess.  Well, I fucking well don’t know.  Tell me.  Seriously: if you live in a border state—or anywhere else, for that matter—and you are adamant that people coming into our country is a big problem, please try explaining why, using logic and words that you wouldn’t be ashamed to say out loud on national television.  Because, at the end of the day, much like Kara Swisher, I don’t want to believe it’s all racism ... but I’m having a hard time completing this sentence.

But, as many before me have pointed out, the cruelty is the point.  (If you’re up for a longer illumination of that point, check out the Some More News episode “The Right’s War on Empathy.”)  When you read about the Oklahoma family woken up in the middle of the night, forced to stand on the lawn in the rain in their underwear by ICE agents, with all their phones, laptop and life savings stolen from them with no clue when—or if—it will be returned, and the whole thing turned out to be a mistake because the person ICE was looking for had moved out weeks ago and had no connection to this family whatsoever ... yeah, the cruelty is the point.  (Jonathan and the Even More News crew have a great discussion on this story as well.)  When you hear Stephen Miller claim that “Due process guarantees the rights of a criminal defendant facing prosecution not an illegal alien facing deportation” and you wonder, even if that’s true—spoiler alert: it’s not—but even if it were true, how could you possibly know that the “illegal alien facing deportation” was, in fact, illegal?  The Oklahoma family were citizens.  The child with cancer who was deported a few weeks ago was a citizen.  The Argentinian son (and father) whose story started out this post was not a citizen, true ... but he was also NOT an illegal immigrant, because he had a green card.  That makes him, by definition, a legal immigrant.  Likewise, Mahmoud Khalil, who we’ve been talking about here since way back in Week 8, was also not an illegal immigrant, nor was Rumeysa Ozturk, whose story broke in Week 10.  Ozturk was finally released after six weeks; Khalil is still in jail and has missed the birth of his child.  The Argentinian family’s son is still in detention, and the Oklahoma family’s life savings still have not been returned.  But, sure, it’s probably fine to just skip the due process.



Other things that you should be aware of this week include Seth Meyers finally catching up to my last week’s view on the “30 dolls” quote on Monday’s “A Closer Look,” and More Perfect Union’s excellent explainer on how tariffs actually work (or at least should work).  The first is quite funny, and the second is quite informative.

And, finally, I continue to try to find lights in the darkness, no matter how faint.  On this week’s Coffee Klatch, Robert Reich and Heather Lofthouse showed a clip of a woman named Emily Feiner being forcibly removed from a town hall held by her Congressman, Mike Lawler.  Now, you might be shocked to hear that a sitting Congressperson had state troopers pick up a 64-year-old woman and bodily carry her out of a town hall meeting, but he had to: she asked him when he was going to start upholding his oath to the Constitution and refused to take changing the subject for an answer.  No choice, really: what else could he have done?  Certainly not answer the question!

But the truly uplifting part is how the rest of the crowd responds to this somewhat insane act: they start with chants of “Let her stay!” and end up just yelling “Shame!” at Lawler over and over, as if he were a Game of Thrones escapee.  If Lawler thought he was silencing opposition, it really does seem to have had the opposite effect.  And, as far as the Coffee Klatch goes, stay after the clip, because Reich and Lofthouse interview Feiner herself, and her reports of the positive support she’s received since her clip went viral reminds us all that, like her, any of us could make a difference.

And that’s something we all need to keep in mind, I think.



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* Nope, it’s not her stance on vaccines.  She’s actually way more reasonable on that topic than she’s generally given credit for.











Sunday, May 4, 2025

Doom Report (Week 15: Snippets the Fourth)


This week marks the end of Trump’s first 100 days, which of course is a completely arbitrary landmark, but one that we’ve started making a big deal out of ever since FDR.  If you want a good summary of how Trump’s done during this period, I highly recommend Robert Reich’s video on the topic.  Reich is at his best when doing simple explainer videos such as this one.  His style is clear, his rhetoric is down-to-earth, and his facts are presented simply and without spin.  There’s bias, of course, but (in my opinion) no spin.

For a more amusing take on our current situation, I’ll refer you to Seth Meyer’s “A Closer Look” from Monday.  He’s coming off a two-week break, so he has to cover a lot of ground, and he does it with his usual panache.  When pointing out that Democrats need to do a better job of grabbing attention, he notes:

And, unlike Trump, Democrats have the benefit of not having to make shit up to get attention.  You can just shock people by reading actual headlines.  Like: “Two-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Appears to have been Deported with no Meaningful Process.”  Or: “Trump Cuts Threaten Agency Running Meals on Wheels.”  Or: “FDA Making Plans to End its Routine Food Safety Inspections.”

And that’s sort of a perfect summary within the summary.

One of the biggest new stories this week was that the US economy shrank this past quarter for the first time in 3 years.  If it does so again this current quarter, we’ll be in a recession.  And, in response to the looming consequences of his trade war with China (i.e. potentially bare shelves around Christmastime), Trump actually said “well, maybe the children will have 2 dolls instead of 30 dolls.”  And, while I watched many people this week make fun of that quote, not one of them responded as I immediately did: what about the families that can’t afford even one doll?  This was so utterly tone-deaf that it forcibly reminded me of Lucille Bluth talking about bananas.  So, if it bothers you that President Musk and his sidekick Trumpy have fired over a quarter of a million governement workersso far—and you wish you could do something about it, there’s a charity that offers legal defense to illegally fired government workers.  Worth checking out.

Good shows this week:

  • The second episode of Bowman and Bush, the showcase of Jamaal Bowman and Cori Bush, two former Representatives who were defeated for re-election last year by critics of their stance on the Palestinian genocide.  I’m sure it’s just coincidence that the two primaries in which they were defeated just happened to be the two most expensive primary races in US history.  They provide, as always, an excellent breakdown of what’s gone wrong with the Democratic party.
  • On The Weekly Show, Jon Stewart interviews Andy Bashear, the Democratic governor of very red Kentucky.  Top quote: “Well, I think what the people of Kentucky want is what the people of America want.  They want a better life. And if you can convince them that you are working your hardest to create that better life, then they’ll give you that opportunity.”  Hopefully more Democrats learn this soon.

But to fight fear, you need courage.  And courage is one of the most contagious things you can imagine.

And, just in case that wasn’t quite uplifting enough—or perhaps not quite enough of the uplifting—I’ll leave you with the words of J.B. Pritzker, as highlighted on the final episode of America Unhinged, as he inspires his constituents to make their voices heard:

These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace.  They have to understand that we will fight their cruelty with every megaphone and microphone that we have.  We must castigate them on the soap box, and then punish them at the ballot box.

Let us hope so.