If you’re not a liberal when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.
—Winston Churchill
You may have seen this quote floating around online. Certainly it’s a darling of modern conservatives. And if so great a luminary as Churchill said it ... well, then, certainly it must be true.
Except, of course, Churchill never said that. The International Churchill society points out that:
There is no record of anyone hearing Winston Churchill say this. Paul Addison of Edinburgh University made this comment: ‘Surely Churchill can’t have used the words attributed to him. He’d been a Conservative at 15 and a Liberal at 35! And would he have talked so disrespectfully of Clemmie, who is generally thought to have been a lifelong Liberal?’
By “Clemmie,” Addison is referring here to Clementine, the Baroness Spencer-Churchill, a.k.a. Winston’s wife. So I think these are pretty compelling points that attributing this quote to Churchill is just wishful thinking.
If you really want to know the convoluted origin of this quote, you can read all about it on the Quote Investigator, but basically it likely started off as this:
A boy of fifteen who is not a democrat is good for nothing, and he is no better who is a democrat at twenty.
—John Adams, 1799
which then evolved to this:
Several of my friends urged me to respond with Burke’s famous line: “Anyone who is not a republican at twenty casts doubt on the generosity of his soul; but he who, after thirty years, perseveres, casts doubt on the soundness of his mind.”
—Jules Claretie (translated from the original French), 1872
Along with many, many variations along the way, and since. Here’s my favorite of the ones QI cites:
An excited supporter burst into the private chambers of the old tiger Clemenceau one day and cried, “Your son has just joined the Communist Party.” Clemenceau regarded his visitor calmly and remarked, “Monsieur, my son is 22 years old. If he had not become a Communist at 22, I would have disowned him. If he is still a Communist at 30, I will do it then.”That one at least is clever. The rest are all at least moderately clumsy in the phrasing, not to mention not uttered by anyone as famous as Churchill. Although John Adams is close. But also pay attention to what Adams is really saying here: that, by the time you’re merely twenty years old, you should have learned not to have faith in democracy. I know we Americans have a great belief that we live in a democracy, and that we do so because of our revered founding fathers, but often we forget that irksome things like the electoral college exist precisely because those founding fathers (or at least a majority of them) felt that the common man couldn’t be expected to be informed enough to vote sensibly, so the best they could be trusted to do was to elect someone smarter than they were.
—Bennet Cerf, writing about Georges Clemenceau, 1944
Of course, as I wrote in my very first blog post about quotes, “really it doesn’t even matter who said it: the wisdom or truth of the words is contained within them, regardless of any external attribution.” So who cares who said it, if it’s true.
Except ...
Well, except that it’s crap. Even confining ourselves to the fairly modern definitions of “liberal” and “conservative”—
And, yes, I do have conservative friends. Remember: I said we were not defining “conservative” as meaning the MAGA crow
No, this lovely idea that liberalism is founded on idealism, which is something you really ought to have when you’re young, but you really ought to grow out of at some point, is just crap. Doesn’t make any sense, and doesn’t bear out in reality. The best proof of this concept that I’ve run across is in an article from Scientific American, which posits (with some interesting studies to back it up) that conservative and liberal brains are just different. Liberals have bigger cingulate cortices, while conservatives have bigger amygdalae. Which means, broadly speaking, that liberals are better at detecting errors and resolving conflicts, while conservatives are better at regulating emotions and evaluating threats. Nothing wrong with either of those characteristics, of course: each are good, in different situations. And there’s still some disagreement over which comes first:
There is also an unresolved chicken-and-egg problem: Do brains start out processing the world differently or do they become increasingly different as our politics evolve?
But I find this whole area fascinating. Especially because there isn’t anything black-and-white about it, which as you know appeals to my sense of balance and paradox. Sure, conservatives are less likely to question the status quo, but that means they’re often happier because they’re more willing to accept and enjoy their circumstances. Sure, liberals may be better at processsing contradictory information, but we’re also prone to waffling and it can take us forever to make up our minds about an issue (that one hits particularly hard for me). And, yes, all this is a whole lot of generalization, and individuals will differ in how they approach things regardless of their overall tendencies, and obviously we can rise above our programming ... but, at least to me, it’s actually a bit comforting to think that, when a friend expresses some surprisingly conservative viewpoint, I can say to myself, oh: they’re just wired differently. And that’s okay.
As I’ve said before, the world would be a pretty boring place if we all agreed on everything. So, while I continue to believe that my politics are the best politics, I don’t hate the other side ... hell, I don’t even dislike or distrust the other side. But, I must once again stress: Trump supporters are not the other side. Those are the folks who’ve gone way beyond the other side and out the door and down the road and across the field. Even my father, bastion of conservatism that he is, is no longer a Trump supporter. Trump gives conservatism a bad name, sadly. And I think that Trump will likely not win in the presidential race this year precisely because more and more conservatives are realizing this. I could be wrong about that ... but I don’t think I am. And that’s a good thing.
I think proper conservatism deserves a reboot. I still think they’re all wrong, of course, but it’s never great to have people in charge who all think the same way. Diversity is important (again, ignoring those ultra-right-wingers who foam at the mouth when you talk about diversity), and, just as having diversity in the workplace makes your business more profitable (look it up if you don’t believe this; there are multiple studies which support this fact), so too is diversity of opinions in government important. If the government were entirely run by liberals, we’d probably be in just as much trouble as we would be if it were run entirely by conservatives. Finding the balance is what’s important ... but of course I would say that (balance and paradox again).
What I really wish is that our two political parties would both split in two. The Republicans have become sharply divided between the MAGA crowd and the “traditional” conservatives, while the Democrats have become too crowded, and people as different as Biden and Sanders both claiming the same party feels weird. If we had four parties, they could perhaps be led by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Kamala Harris, Liz Cheney, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, and I think the vast majority of Americans would know exactly which quadrant of the spectrum they fall into just from that alone. I’d love it, personally. I would probably vote for AOC’s party the most often, but I’d vote for the Harris ticket plenty, and probably even the Cheney party every now and again. (The less said on how I feel about the Greene-led crowd, the better.) But we’d truly have some meaningful choices again, that’s the important bit. And I think that would be good for our country, for our government, and for our sanity.
Sadly, I think it’s mostly just wishful thinking. I think the two-party stranglehold on our political system is not giving up its deathgrip any time soon, and we’ll be the poorer for it. But, as fraught with emotion as the current times are, I think we should still all remember that conservative, libera