Seeing as how yesterday was my birthday (yes, that's right, blog fans: your humble author is a Scorpio), I'm giving myself the day off. Around here we have a strict your-birthday-lasts-the-whole-weekend policy. And I plan to enjoy the one time of the year when everyone has to do what I want for a change. So go find someone else's crazed rantings to read for this week. Next week, you can come back.
Assuming you haven't wised up by then.