Sunday, December 22, 2013
Perl blog post #22 + Happy Hoildays (again)
Primarily this week I will refer to you my ongoing series on why I program in Perl, over in my Other Blog.
However, it’s also Christmas-time again—my fourth since starting this blog—so I will also take a brief moment to wish you happy holidays and merry christmahannukwanzaakah.* You may recall my “happy holidays” rant from two years ago (and, if you don’t, I highly recommend you check it out, for the awesome Christmas mix I provide if for no other reason). I mentioned then (as I did the year before as well) Fox News’ “War on Christmas” meme that they trot out every year in the hopes it will get some traction. This year it’s gotten very silly indeed. Gretchen Carlson bitches about a Festivus pole. Megyn Kelly informs us that Santa just is white, children.**
But my favorite clip was Bill O’Reilly pointing out that, since Hannukah came in November this year, saying “happy holidays” didn’t make any sense because Christmas was now the only holiday left. I suppose if you celebrate Kwanzaa, Yule, or Pancha Ganapati, Bill considers you beneath notice. Somehow I can’t help but feel that’s contrary to what is generally considered to be the Christmas spirit.
This year we introduced our kids to A Charlie Brown Christmas for the first time. Aside from having awesome music (interesting side note: I heard “Linus and Lucy” on a radio station playing Christmas music the other day—is that really a Christmas song?), it has a really sweet message. Here’s a show which has been airing since before I was born,*** and they were already railing against the commercialization of Christmas. How would they react to the situation today? There were several places around where I live that actually trotted out the Christmas decoration before Thanksgiving this year. But the special makes some cutting remarks about commercialism (we had to explain to our kids that aluminum Christmas trees were a real thing), folds in the religious message with a moving monologue by Linus, and ends with a touching scene of unity, as all the kids who have been verbally abusing Charlie Brown the entire episode now gather together and sing around his little-engine-that-could Christmas tree. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, he may be the Charlie Browniest, but he still deserves love and respect and fellowship, especially at this time of the year. Perhaps Mr. O’Reilly has forgotten that. Or perhaps he never learned it.
In any event, I wish you all the very best holiday you could possibly have, no matter what it may be, no mater whether it’s come and gone or is yet to come. And, if you celebrate Christmas as I do, I hope you really enjoy the Mystery Days this year.